S.I.N. CITY APPLICATION FOR THE PERMIT TO APPLY FOR THE LICENSE TO CARRY SPLEEN, SPL-79.

According to the corporate charter that paved the way for the establishment of S.I.N. CityTM, any and all ownership of spleen is expressly prohibited. Carrying a concealed spleen (either by cloth or by skin) without a government-approved license is punishable by capital potato punishment. The offender, once convicted in a trial by corrupt, power-hungry officials, will be placed near a potato until s/he feels the poisonous potato eye staring through his/her soul, gouges the potato's eye out, and is arrested, tried, and convicted for assault and buttery battery and punished by capital spleen punishment.

NAME OF SPLEEN OWNER _______________ SPLEEN MODEL ________________ MANUFACTURER (IF OTHER THAN EVINRUDE) _________ SPLEEN IDENTIFICATION NUMBER ___________________ DOES THIS SPLEEN HAVE A SAFETY LOCK? _____ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY WITH THE USE OF A SPLEEN OR SPLEENLIKE WEAPON? _____ WILL YOU SUBMIT TO A SPLEEN DETECTOR TEST? _____ DO YOU ENJOY ZOOBAMAFOO WEEKDAY AFTERNOONS AT 3 ON CHANNEL 56? _____ APPLICATION FOR PERMIT FOR APPLICATION FOR LICENSE APPROVED _____ begrudgingly ______ nah THE SECRET ISLAND NATION OF DREAD PIRATE BANDITOS DOES not ACCEPT BRIBES in any form, i. e. liver, pancreas, tongue, etc. Squish.

Permit application for the application of BODY SPARKLES You will need the Sparkle Transmittal Form for Permit Application. We will then provide you with a unique "counter-generated" Transmittal number to include on your Sparkle Transmittal Form. This form includes instructions as well as permitting contracts and regional body maps. Applicants needing to submit supplemental materials to previously submitted permit applications should use the Supplemental Sparkle Transmittal Form-using the transmittal number of the original application. Locate the form (s) you need. Applicants will attach a separate form to describe any conflicts with their Sparkle Proposal and: Air Quality Control, Hazardous Waste, Industrial Wastewater, Laboratory Certification, Solid Waste, Toxins Use Reduction, Water Pollution Control, Watershed Management, Water Supply, Wetlands and Waterways, or Waste Site Cleanup. PERMIT MUST BE FILLED IN TRIPLICATE. PLEASE SUPPLY YOUR OWN CARBON. THE SECRET ISLAND NATION OF DREAD PIRATE BANDITOS DOES not ACCEPT BRIBES in any form, i. e. massage, flattery, chocolate, etc. Tasty.

NAME _______________ PSEUDONYM ________________ SPARKLE APPLICATION LOCATION ___________________ PROPOSED NUMBER OF SPARKLES TO BE ADDED _______.00 SPARKLE REMOVAL DATE _________________ DISPOSAL METHOD ___________________ PERMIT APPROVED ____ well, ok. ____ uh huh, yeah right

S.I.N. CITY LICENSE ILL-3P, VERSION 2D Application for the LICENSE TO ILL in S.I.N. City

TYPE OF ILLNESS ____________________ NUMBER OF DAYS YOU BE ILLIN ______________ NAME (circle one) MC DJ ____________ ASTROLOGICAL SIGN __________________ I AM _______________'s BITCH I'D RATHER: ____ WALK A PLANK ____ LISTEN TO YANNI LICENSE APPROVED ____ you be illin. ____ take your ass back to White Castle Persons getting stupid in your area will be subject to an examination of conduct. THE SECRET ISLAND NATION OF DREAD PIRATE BANDITOS DOES not ACCEPT BRIBES in any form, i. e. a freestyle serenade, a couple of 40's, etc. bling bling.

S.I.N. CITY PERMIT OY-VEY398X395240P, ad-nauseam APPLICATION FOR THE PERMIT TO CARRY ON.

From time to time, even in the utopia that is S.I.N. City, a visitor may become morose or in despair, usually over the fact that one's own "city" is not so spectacularly grand as the utopian S.I.N. City. The expression of this dissatisfaction is termed "Carrying On". S.I.N. City does not grant permission to Carry On except to the High Magistrate Bandito. But so maybe if persuaded, the City Hall Clerk may make exceptions.

NAME _________________ HOW MANY CARRY-ONS DO YOU PLAN TO TAKE ON YOUR FLIGHT? _____ HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? _____.5 PERMISSION TO CARRY ON _____ granted (what are we thinking?) _____ get over it THE SECRET ISLAND NATION OF DREAD PIRATE BANDITOS DOES not ACCEPT BRIBES in any form, i. e. therapy, chocolate, sexual friendly favors, etc. Kerplunk!

S.I.N. CITY LICENSE MAR-Y, V2.1 Application for a S.I.N. City MARRIAGE LICENSE.

The institution of marriage is a solemn commitment into which two people enter, a sacred pact between only those two special people and their God, and their priest or rabbi, their family, their friends, their closest used car and insurance salesmen, and the people they sleep with. It is in this spirit of solemn respect for the institution that the S.I.N. grants the license of marriage in 30-, 60-, and 180-day intervals.

NAME OF PARTNER A1 _________________ NAME OF PARTNER B2 _________________ REASON FOR MARRIAGE (CIRCLE ONLY ONE) -convenience -greencard -late period -fulfilling prophecy of doom -madly in love -cheaper rent -I just really like his/her in-laws HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED PREVIOUSLY? _____ yes, but s/he isn't here now _____ no, not by certified clergy BLOOD TYPE? ____ yes, I think blood can type ____ no, blood doesn't have fingers HAVE YOU SEEN YENTL? _____ unfortunately, no _____ unfortunately, yes HAVE YOU DONE "IT" ALREADY? _____ unfortunately, no _____ unfortunately, yes 30 60 180 day marriage _____ approved _____ approved (psych!) THE SECRET ISLAND NATION OF DREAD PIRATE BANDITOS DOES not ACCEPT BRIBES in any form, i. e. garter belts, chuppas, strippers, etc. MAZEL TOV!