I just saw the brilliant video of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin from Saturday Night Life. First of all, Tina Fey was way hotter than Palin, and way funnier. Secondly, Tina would make a way-better about-to-be-president than Sarah. I read recently in an article from Naomi Wolf that several reputable dermatologists have said McCain currently has a virulent and life-threatening form of skin cancer. They say he’s really only got two to four years to live. And if it’s two years, that makes Sarah (Makes Me) Pale a very likely default US President. This is a woman who thinks baby Jesus cries when you wear a condom. A woman who tried to have books banned from a local library. A woman who’s attended a church since she was 12, whose preacher even thinks George W. Bush is going to hell. (W. is too liberal for Palin???) A woman who is the next figurehead for Karl Rove and Dick Cheney’s reign of terror. A woman who cut Alaska’s funding for teen moms (and is anti-choice, and thinks abstinence should be the only sex education we give kids in schools.) What does she expect all these teen moms to go? Perhaps she could invite them to stay at her house, and have a slumber party with Bristol and her baby? And they could watch Saturday Night Live–oh, wait, maybe not such a good idea with Tina Fey in the picture.Â
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